Thursday, November 1, 2007

If I were a Rock Star

I'd definitely put subliminal messages into my songs.

Brush your teeth, and floss.
Use soap.
Wipe.
Bathe regularly.
Take your vitamins.
Eat your vegetables.
Don't climb into bed and put your cold feet into the hollow behind your husband's nice warm knees.


I'm just sayin'.

1 comment:

lattégirl said...

A rapper (whose name escapes me) has already done such a song ("Music and Lyrics"), and it's anything but subliminal. It exhorts listeners to brush their teeth, use deodorant, read a book, etc.