Have you ever noticed those warning labels on things saying "Warning: Do not do something abysmally stupid with this product. Death or serious injury may occur"?
Last time I checked, death was considered serious. What the hey?
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Of course, the warnings are there to keep the terminally stupid in our gene pool. I enjoy the tiny print on TV ads for various medications; you know, "may cause nausea, dizziness, blurred vision, rectal bleeding or death."
Latest warning label seen 'round here, on a frozen prepared meal: "Product must be cooked."
My personal favorite was on a sleeping aid: "May cause drowsiness." LOL
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