Monday, February 25, 2008

Gestational rhythm?

So Red, Thing 1 and Thing 2, the Podling, and I all went to watch Little Red's choir performance. It was a really impressive show - the music programs in this school district really have their act together. Along the way, we discovered something...apparently the Podling has both a good grasp on musical rhythm and likes all-male a capella groups that sing about dames. Red gasped about halfway through the performance, leaned over, and had me put my hand on her belly. "He's kicking me in time with the music!" she said. Sure enough, he was.

Neat!

Best advice I've ever heard

Don't talk back to Darth Vader. He'll gitcha!

(h/t: The Jawa Report)

Sunday, February 24, 2008

What, again?

Ralph Nader, this one's for you.

News on the burger front

Like any red-blooded American male in his 30's, I like burgers. Cheeseburgers are a particular favorite, and the toppings may vary from avocados to yogurt. Variety is good....generally.

So imagine my reaction, if you will, when Red found this for me and pointed it out. My first reaction, naturally, was something along the lines of Dear God in heaven, who thought THAT was a good idea???? Moments later, I have to admit, I also thought I wonder how it tastes?

I was a band geek in high-school. My best friend (I'll call him Charger Driver) and I both played trombone, and his capacity for food was legendary. Mind you, now he's a cop and is, physically, quite a bit bigger than I am - he wrestles evildoers into submission, and I type, so it's not suprising. In high school, however, he weighed maybe 100 lbs soaking wet and carrying a pair of barbells. He redefined "skinny little white boy," even though he could consume more food in a sitting than any three other people I know put together, and if you'd ever seen some of my college buddies, you'd understand why that's really saying something.

One fine band trip, Charger Driver and I were convinced we were starving, having ridden in the middle of a smelly bus full of other teens for four hours and having finished the large bag of chips he'd brought with him within about 20 minutes of beginning the trip. At last, we stopped for food. Pretty much everybody went in the direction of the Burger King, Taco Bell, and other assorted such places, but just a bit further away was a McDonald's, and under those heavenly arches was a signboard proclaiming that "QUARTER POUNDERS W/CHEESE $1". He looked at me. I looked at him. Nothing further needed to be said, other than pooling the money the two of us had on us and bolting to be first there.

In we went, discovering that we had between us $17. We walked up to the counter, and ordered 11 Quarter Pounders with Cheese, four large $1 fries, and two $1 Cokes. The pimply-faced girl with braces behind the counter looked at the two skinny boys standing in front of her, dumbfounded, and then kept looking nervously at the doors, expecting either another group of kids to come in, or probably us to leap over the counter and begin chewing on her leather shoes. Of course, we did neither, but we did take the three trays of food they produced back to a table, and began to eat with a gusto that can only really be described in terms of industrial ore-processing machinery. I ate three of those Quarter Pounders, one Coke, and one of the large fries. Charger Driver ate the rest.

All of it.

So when I say I found a burger that I think could even satisfy him in one go, you know it's going to be something fairly impressive.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Likes and dislikes

For some time now, Red and I have known that the baby enjoys music, of pretty much any kind. We've narrowed that down a bit.

He likes Beethoven, Chopin, Mozart, disco of pretty much any kind, AC/DC, Metallica, and most 80's pop rock.

He does not like the Chicken Dance song.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

A moon with a view


While I was shooting this second one, I had my hand shading the shutter and the other shading the lens from passing cars behind me and off to one side. It was a several-second exposure, and a guy came walking his dog from the side. The dog saw me first and went totally apeshit, because there I was, standing very still (trying not to jar my lens) and not saying anything. I think I scared both of them into another life, and I probably gave the guy's wife something to say when she sees the skid marks in his undies.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Podling update

Red and I just got back from the first big ultrasound....

It's a boy!!!!!!

You'll have to excuse me now, I have to go email the universe.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Snow


From last weekend, up by Silver Falls State park.