Baby 1, Cat 0

Snuggles is a big cat (no I wasn't the one that named him, but it's apt enough). He's cute, but he's not the brightest cat, either. He got his first taste of what's in store for all five of our cats last night when he was lying in one of his favorite spots across Red's belly. My little pirate booted him in the chest, and of course he looked up at Red with this very puzzled "What the fuck?" face. She told him, "Wasn't me, dude, I didn't do it."

He didn't take the hint the first time, but after getting nailed a couple of times more, I think he decided that this particular mattress had too much attitude and too many lumps, because he got up and sat at Red's feet giving her dirty looks.